I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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