No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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