She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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