After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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