Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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