I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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