Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I need to align my fucking chakras
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