Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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