I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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