You really coming over, don't trick.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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