If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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