Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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