what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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