Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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