Too much gin, very little bucket
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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