Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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