just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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