gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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