I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
