Do you still have your period?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug