Grow some girl-balls and come out already
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.