Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there's paper in my vomit.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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