and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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