physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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