Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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