So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I forget how to act sober
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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