You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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