Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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