i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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