did you get engaged???
Will you blow on my dice?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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