Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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