Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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