Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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