So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
God I need to hump something, right now.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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