I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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