Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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