I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woke up backwards on a recliner
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!