im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.