No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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