I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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