Dual....:-)
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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