You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Two words: blizzard sex
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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