Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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