More tranny stories later!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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