Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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