I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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