Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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