yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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