I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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