whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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