More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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