You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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