honey bunches of taint.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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