Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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