There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
