Buhtt sex?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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