The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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