I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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