How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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