direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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