Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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