We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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