THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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