idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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