we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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