He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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